I’ve been MIA. I know it. I went out of town and as soon as I landed back in Phoenix, I got some wretched food poisoning – or a gastric bug that’s been going around. Either way, it wasn’t pretty. And having eaten only pretzels and Pedialyte the past few days, I haven’t exactly been inspired to write anything witty or meaningful or even lurid.
But I’ll be back soon. I promise.
In the meantime, watch this video. You know you want to.